Marks Prindls rullee!

2005-06-20

Sniedzu citaatu no nupat izlasiita albuuma apskata. Btw, recenzeets jauns Stiivena Malkmusa (who`s that?) albuums, kuraa M.Dzheksons, protams, neparaadaas. Negribu rasiit taalaaku diskusiju par sho teemu, vienkaarshi Prindls ir tik ekselents, ka nevaru to nokluseet.

"I guess you`ve all heard by now that Michael Jackson was declared Not Guilty of screwing a baby. I know we all have our own opinions regarding his guilt or innocence, and maybe we`ll never know the truth about what happened in that bedroom. I tend to think he didn`t do it, but the little boy I sleep with thinks he`s guilty so who`s to say?

Which brings up a question that I`m sure we`ve all asked ourselves for months, but it bears repeating: exactly how shitty a parent do you have to be to let your child sleep over at the house of a creepy old man with no nose who was ALREADY ACCUSED of molesting little kids just a few years ago!? What did they THINK was going to happen? And you have to imagine that they wouldn`t have green lighted their kid sleeping with just ANY horrifying pasty creature that`s incapable of having a normal heterosexual relationship, so the key must be money and fame. See, if a man is rich and famous, he CAN`T be a child molester. So it`s OKAY to let your cancer-ridden toddler sleep with his ding-dong in the man`s mouth.

But wait! Exactly how rich and famous does this brain-addled miscreant have to be for you to let your child parade around his house ass-naked with beer? Is Pete Townshend famous enough? Paul McCartney? Surely Mr. Sean "Puff `P. Diddy` Daddy" Combs is sufficiently famous to rub his sleepy brown pipe against your little boy`s innocent pink tushy. So why is Michael Jackson the only celebrity who has earned this prestigious honor?

BECAUSE HE`S THE ONLY ONE THAT`S INSANE ENOUGH TO WANT IT, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!"

Not that any of the parents I`m addressing are planning to read my Stephen Malkmus reviews. Or anything else with words.