Boner correlations according to Maddox
2009-02-10
Yes, I bought a book by Maddox on Amazon. It is just as crude, sexually offensive and impolite as I expected. Here I give a table from his book which Maddox calls a sexual preference barometer, that is - the meaning of getting an erection under different circumstances:
| Popping a boner during this occasion | Makes you |
|---|---|
| Movies in which the women aren`t predominantly naked | GAY |
| Movies in which the women aren`t predominantly naked, but there are lots of explosions, people getting maimed and/or killed | STRAIGHT |
| Shower in gym | GAY |
| Seing a naked woman | STRAIGHT |
| Seing a naked woman who doesn`t shave | GAY |
| Shopping for a gun | STRAIGHT |
| Shopping for a gun with your buddy | STRAIGHT |
| Shopping for a gun with your buddy while you hold each other`s cocks | GAY |
| On your eighteenth birthday | BARELY LEGAL |
| During a sleepover | BI-CURIOUS |
| While doing math | ASEXUAL |
| While doing your math teacher | HEROIC |
I can`t guarantee that you will find it funny, so probably it`s for the best that few people read my blog entries when they`re in English. I can`t even say that I find it THAT funny, but I have some taste for offensiveness.